i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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