you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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