I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
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