she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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