i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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