sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
