Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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