Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We need a shit load of segways right now
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
wow bdsm is so cute
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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