They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
