you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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