When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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