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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.

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(949): View more from California

Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.

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(434): View more from Virginia

question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old

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(630): View more from Illinois

Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?

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(937): View more from Ohio

She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy

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(815): View more from Illinois

I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance

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(916): View more from California

I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.

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(416): View more from Toronto

We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again

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