It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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