David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He kissed a someone with a penis
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
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