What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
