So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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