Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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