A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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