This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
a search helicopter?!
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
