He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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