like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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