I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
How's work?
Spinning.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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