whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
You are a genius and a whore.
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