I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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