She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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