We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
