He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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