Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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