help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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