Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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