u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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