My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
is it fun? or sober?
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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