it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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