First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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