So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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