im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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