Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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