But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
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