no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
no, he came in my armpit
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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