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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you

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(770): View more from Georgia

FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot

(770): View more from Georgia

Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.

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(480): View more from Arizona

naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor

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(914): View more from New York

vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable

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(209): View more from California

His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.

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(214): View more from Texas

As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.

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(425): View more from Washington

He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.

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(386): View more from Florida

It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!

(904): View more from Florida

Do you even hear yourself?

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