In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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