Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Me too!
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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