your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
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