everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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