if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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