a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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