Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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