i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
