Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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