Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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