If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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