Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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