dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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