You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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