My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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