Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
