Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I did not marry a roomba.
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