WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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