So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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