Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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